Daily Journal 4/4

An old man was enjoying a nice game of Solitare on his computer that took him a few hours to turn on. As he was playing it, he noticed that he couldn't win that match and said "Oh, fiddlesticks, I need to reset the game again." As soon as he restarted the game, there was a loud knock on the door, and when he opened it up, he noticed a short mole with a helmet and a pick ax, and after a couple seconds of silence, the mole went on a rampage yelling out "NO MORE RESETTIN'!! DON'T YOU GET IT, OLD TIMER?!?!" The old man got annoyed and said "Not you again! Nobody cares about what you say about resettin'! You don't seem to have any respect for your elders. You know, back in my day....." and before he could begin his story, the mole yelled out "I'M THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSE TO HAVE THE ANNOYINGLLY LONG STORIES!!" Then at that moment, the old man was furious. He grabbed out his chair, put it over is head and yelled "You kids gets off my lawn!" and he began to chase the mole inside his house. The old man tried to hit the mole with his chair as the mole was digging under his floor and avoiding every attack from the old man. When the old man was about to give up, Digglet and Dugtrio began to come up under his home, singing "Diggli Di Diggli Di! Trio Trio Trio!" as they lift up the mole from the ground and carry the mole, the old man and his home off into the mountains.