Daily Journal 3/10

An old farmer was furious that all these rabbits were eating all of his carrots and lettuce, so he decided to try to hunt them with his shotgun. Unfortunately, the rabbits were way too fast for him, and the farmer had really bad aiming as well. He even tried setting up bear traps by them and have a carrot in the middle of it as bait, but the rabbits never got anywhere near them. He even put up electrical fences around his vegetable garden, but the rabbits digged under those fences and got through to the vegetables once again. Then he realized that there was one fat rabbit that was eating most of the vegetables, and he remembered that rabbits have great hearing. So he got about 50 feet away from then started saying "You know, back when I was a young lad..." The fat rabbit fell asleep almost instantly, but the farmer kept going on his stories for about three hours, and when he was done, the rabbit was still asleep. So the farmer put the rabbit in a cage and decided to keep it as a pet to have someone actually listen to his tales of when he was younger, and the rabbit was always so sleepy and bored from every single one of those boring stories.